The news-gathering landscape has mutated so quickly and so absolutely, at once enhanced and contaminated by the immediacy of everything from texts to Twitter to TMZ, that America’s most famous athlete this weekend went from suffering a serious injury in a car accident . . . to suffering a minor injury in a car accident . . . to being “fine,” according to his agent . . . to reportedly being unfaithful to his wife . . . to maybe having his face scratched by his angry wife . . . to being rescued by his helpful wife from his crashed car with a golf club . . . to having his car smashed up by his betrayed wife and her golf club . . . to not being any kind of “fine” at all. Source
Tiger Woods and his wife Elin Nordegren are not officially talking to the Florida Highway Patrol. Highway patrol are scheduled to return Sunday morning.
*UPDATE: Tiger Woods releases an OFFICIAL STATEMENT about what happened.
