MAN PUTS HIS SEMEN IN A BOTTLE AND MAKES HIS SECRET LOVE THINK IT’S MOISTURIZER!

Who has time to give out flowers and a box of chocolates when you’re jacking off?

A man in China was ordered to pay $300 in damages after sending a bottle of his sperm to a woman as a token of his love.But no amount of money will likely offset the victim’s trauma, having rubbed most of the bottle’s content on her body*before realizing it wasn’t moisturizer.19-year-old Zeng Lin told authorities it was her roommate who revealed the shocking truth to her after she complained that it didn’t quite smell like face cream.The culprit, 22-year-old Gou Wen, has since apologized for his actions, saying it was simply a gesture of affection.”I love her so much but she didn’t know it and I didn’t know how to tell her,” the Chongqing native*is quoted as saying, “so I did that thinking it was the ultimate way to show love.”He insists he understands what he did was wrong, but vows to “find another way” to win Zeng’s heart. Source