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Man breaks into ex-girls house to nut on her face while she sleeps!

burglersnap 0822091 Man breaks into ex girls house to nut on her face while she sleeps!

This has to be the funniest story of the week!

The police in Manchester recently arrested and laid criminal charges against a man after he allegedly broke into his ex-girlfriend’s home, masturbated and ejaculated on her face while she slept.

The relationship is said to have ended a few days prior to the incident and the man was said to have promised to get back at the woman for ending the relationship.

According to the police, the complainant reported that she was asleep in the wee-hours of the morning and was awoken by strange sounds and the feeling of liquid on her face.

When her eyes were opened, her ex-lover was said to be standing over her, while putting on his pants.

The complainant reportedly told the police that she immediately ran to the bathroom and realized that is was semen that was on her face.

“Funny enough, he admitted to sneaking inside the house and masturbating but (said he) didn’t mean to have his semen catch her in the face,” the policeman said.

The accused man was charged with indecent assault and is to appear in the Mandeville Resident Magistrate’s Court in September.
Source: TheMusicDynasty

He didn’t mean to nut on her face? This guy is a joke. LMAO

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2cute2actugly

August 22, 2009 at 7:32 PM
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LMAO!!!!

I wonder if she rubbed it, in they say it’s good for your skin!!!

 
sherrick

August 22, 2009 at 7:32 PM
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lmaooooooooo hey at leat she didn’t shallow

 
willcarey

August 22, 2009 at 7:38 PM
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LMFAOAN daaaaaammmmmmmnnnnnnnn he a beast

 
JoeBM1919

August 22, 2009 at 7:54 PM
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wow… people wildin hard these days..

 
Starr6

August 22, 2009 at 7:55 PM
5

 

Hell naw, a cup of piss was coming straight his way.

 
daewear2121

August 22, 2009 at 7:56 PM
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m waiting for someone to say sike lol.

 
Braidedgirl

August 22, 2009 at 8:01 PM
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That’s some crazy shit.

 
DivaBabyTX

August 22, 2009 at 8:02 PM
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rotflmao…men can be some straight bitches sometimes. Case in point…read the above article

 
SouthernBelle

August 22, 2009 at 9:05 PM
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He didnt mean to have his semen catch her in her face?! this is too funny

 
ladycam133

August 22, 2009 at 9:08 PM
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BETTER THAT THEN KILLING HER…LMAO

 
LadyStarr87

August 22, 2009 at 10:01 PM
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lmfao @this story…..but that is f’ked up though. and lol @ comment 5, I know that’s right.

 
sherrick

August 22, 2009 at 10:36 PM
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lmao man he shoulda rub his ick on her mouth and skeet in he coffee

 
musiklova925

August 22, 2009 at 10:53 PM
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NO BITCHASSNESS ALLOWED, BUT I AGREE WITH #10

 
volusiaboy83

August 22, 2009 at 10:59 PM
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Man that is classic…LOL

 
jjthomas390

August 22, 2009 at 11:04 PM
15

 

LMAOOO!!!… Ppl do some crazy ass stuff these dayz!!!

 
lilmajor2011

August 22, 2009 at 11:24 PM
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DAMN DAT SHIIT TRIFLIIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHA EWWWWW WATA WAKE UP CALL

 
BruceBruce82

August 22, 2009 at 11:31 PM
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He meant to nut on her stomach but accidentally got her in the face that’s what he meant to do, hey it happens lmao. That was a fuuny a** story I will admit, I guess that was revenge when u think about, nothing say’s f**k u b**ch like waking her up to nut on her face(classic).

 
SatinYvonne

August 23, 2009 at 5:20 AM
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LMAO. Number 11′s comment is funny as shit. People is so damn crazy des dayz:)

 
PEACEMAKER3000

August 23, 2009 at 8:30 AM
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WOW o_O SMH, THATS JUST NASTY BUT I AGREE WITH NUMBER 10 ATLEAST HE DIDNT KILL HER BUT THATS JUST…WEIRD o_O

 
Tootie2Much

August 23, 2009 at 9:43 AM
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why follow the trend and kill the person who broke your heart when you can just nut on their face.

nobody gets hurt..everybody wins

 
deezuri

August 23, 2009 at 10:04 AM
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I’m sorry, but this is too funny! lmao!

 
Pomeadrank

August 23, 2009 at 11:39 AM
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ROFLMAO! WOW!

 
CHOCOLATE

August 23, 2009 at 12:13 PM
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW IS CORRECT! THIS IS UNREAL!

 
KocaBaby

August 23, 2009 at 12:23 PM
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Wahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! My tummy hurt from laughing so hard!

 
KNOCTURNAL

August 23, 2009 at 12:37 PM
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all i have to say is mean people suck but nice people swallow lol!!!! folks in england be wildin’!!!

 

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