OLD GUY GOES OUT LIKE A BOSS!! Check Out What His Obituary Says...

Posted By fuXor under News & Gossip
— April 16, 2012
Hey, if you're going to go out, go out in a real way like this guy!

A Celebration of the life of Michael "Flathead" Blanchard will be held on April 14th, 3 pm 8160 Rosemary St, Commerce City. Weary of reading obituaries noting someone's courageous battle with death, Mike wanted it known that he died as a result of being stubborn, refusing to follow doctors' orders and raising hell for more than six decades. He enjoyed booze, guns, cars and younger women until the day he died.

So many of his childhood friends that weren't killed in Vietnam went on to become criminals, prostitutes and/or Democrats. He asks that you stop by and re-tell the stories he can no longer tell. As the Celebration will contain Adult material we respectfully ask that no children under 18 attend. source

Someone should go out with "I LIKE BIG BOOTY BITCHES" on their tombstone!
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